Microbiology Fan Pillows

Louis Pasteur Looks Back: "Of course I'm very pleased with pasteurized milk, but naming a wine or beer after me would have been a lot more charismatic."

Natural Born Killers

Author's Bio-diversity.

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Praying mantis.

'What do you mean these aren't donut holes'

Bug hanging up stockings

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

International House of Excrement

"Ever killed a man?"

Friendly bacteria

When lice dream.

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

Asexual harassment.

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"I feel so seen right now."

Rats in a laboratory labelled: 'Test, Control, Pet.'

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'Hey, Benny, I think she's giving you the signals.'

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.

Adios Amoebas

Scientist to scientist looking in microscope: 'Be careful - they sense fear.'

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

You might want to cut back on the probiotics.

'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

Alright! Now I get to have two girlfriends.

There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!

Sporozoa: One of the earliest philosophers.

3 Pupas in their Cocoons with Satellite dishes attached to them.

'Well, it's not that I regret marrying a cockroach, but looking at the poor thing walking around for two weeks now since the decapitation, just breaks my heart.'