Schooling Serendipity Gifts

Screaming Latin Joke by Eton Boy

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

Today we learned to count to one.

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"Isn't there an app for this?"

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

Super Student

Children's education

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'

"What can I say? Second grade just hasn't lived up to the hype."

'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.'

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

"I thought those D's meant dedicated!"

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."