School Walk Champion Pillows

'Isn't it nice to see children walking to school?'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Children's education

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'Too much for the school run?'

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

Lessons.

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

"I circulate around the classroom to make sure the class runs smoothly. I need a pair of comfortable walking shoes."

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

'If you don't do your homework, you'll be a child left behind.'

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

Parents teacher conference.

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

'Come out of that cupboard. If you can't stand up to the class bully, who will? After all, you are the Headmaster...?'

"Who gives you homework?"

Start of the school year

"Tammy first, then Charles."

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."

"Did you hear? Melinda Alvarez, the smartest girl in school, made an ice cream machine for her science project and then shared it with all her teachers! What did you make, Gracie?"

The Teachings of Jesus: Day 1

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

"Just principal will suffice, Ed."

"Baldo, no normal kid is excited about summer ending."

"A school's purpose is to excite, engage and stimulate its students' minds...or so I'm told."