School Walk Champion Prints

'Isn't it nice to see children walking to school?'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Children's education

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'Too much for the school run?'

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

Lessons.

The eco club asks you to stop drinking wasteful bottled water. May I tell the club the football team's reaction? 8 17 6. They got a kick out of our suggestion!

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

"I circulate around the classroom to make sure the class runs smoothly. I need a pair of comfortable walking shoes."

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

What's this for? Screwing up my Lacrosse career. Slam! Are you ok, honey? Tough tryout. I thought they had already chosen the team. They have. Now they're determining the pecking order. Is Teddy's health care paid up?

'If you don't do your homework, you'll be a child left behind.'

Parents teacher conference.

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

"Tammy first, then Charles."

'Come out of that cupboard. If you can't stand up to the class bully, who will? After all, you are the Headmaster...?'

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."

"Did you hear? Melinda Alvarez, the smartest girl in school, made an ice cream machine for her science project and then shared it with all her teachers! What did you make, Gracie?"

"Who gives you homework?"

Start of the school year

Substitute Teacher of the Year Award.

"Just principal will suffice, Ed."

"I asked at reception for the person who runs the school... and they sent me to you!"

"A school's purpose is to excite, engage and stimulate its students' minds...or so I'm told."

"Baldo, no normal kid is excited about summer ending."

What you don't know can hurt you --- Jennifer just slugged me with her algebra book.

'All tooled up for the new school term?'