School Pride Champion Prints

"Did you hear? Melinda Alvarez, the smartest girl in school, made an ice cream machine for her science project and then shared it with all her teachers! What did you make, Gracie?"

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

'Too much for the school run?'

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

Highschool sign.

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

The eco club asks you to stop drinking wasteful bottled water. May I tell the club the football team's reaction? 8 17 6. They got a kick out of our suggestion!

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"Well, Timmy's academic results show that he has an exceptional instinct, well above the standard "basic instinct"..."

What's this for? Screwing up my Lacrosse career. Slam! Are you ok, honey? Tough tryout. I thought they had already chosen the team. They have. Now they're determining the pecking order. Is Teddy's health care paid up?

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

"We're looking for an outfit that says we are really going to buckle down this semester."

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

'It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and tease another girl until she develops an eating disorder.'

Science Fair: 'We need a new rule - all projects MUST be in a container!'

"The school newspaper's much improved as a tabloid!"

"You could say I'm a war veteran. I'm a retired junior high teacher."

'Just a suggestion...have you ever thought of boosting attendance with a bobble-head day?'

'You are entering second grade, Roger, not first grade the sequel.'

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

"I asked at reception for the person who runs the school... and they sent me to you!"

'I think it's A pep rally to promote school spirit.'

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is serious. We have now fallen behind Japan in the manufacture of American flags."

What you don't know can hurt you --- Jennifer just slugged me with her algebra book.

School bus. Stop. Learn.