Home Pride Champion Prints

My dad loves his lawn.

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is serious. We have now fallen behind Japan in the manufacture of American flags."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Irish Writers showing mastery over English

'I don't want to talk about it.'

Minnesota Weather.

"Did you hear? Melinda Alvarez, the smartest girl in school, made an ice cream machine for her science project and then shared it with all her teachers! What did you make, Gracie?"

"Our state made the list for being on the most lists."

The Happy Couple

Go Britain!

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'

Large, hairy gay man is caught in a 'bear' trap.

Tim's gay bar - Eat, drink and be Mary

Cat Medication

Gay Pride

University of Nebraska sold out for 375 games in a row but now is in danger of ending that due to poor performance.

Yeah, I guess it works better for New York than mine does for Maine.

He's in love with his doctor or loves living in Maryland.

Alabama, The Lizard State

'Aye. I'm from Pittsburgh, mate. Ow'd ye know?'

'And make sure the house is clean before the cleaner arrives.'

'It just wouldn't work out, Derek. I'm from a red state, and you're from a blue state.'

"New Hampshire kinda welcomes you. Live free or die."

Iowa: the new fragrance

"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."

Suburban families on lawn.

The Fad Herald … again … I knew I felt outdated. Hear ye, hear ye, the following is now in: Liberals being proud of their beliefs. The following is now – Hold it … I have never been anything but proud of my beliefs! Was I not front and center at every Hubert Humphrey rally? Did I not walk arm in arm with Doctor King? Have I not dressed as Roosevelt for Hallowed every year since 1932? Young liberals. Am I not stripping naked and going to Burning Man?

'I won't look in the trunk of your car if you don't look in my basement.'

Don't mess with Connecticut

Welcome to one of the Dakotas! North, south...what's the difference, really?

Arkansas, The Bear State

A sidewalk full of starts

Transgender personnel in the military.