School Supply Champion Gifts

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

'Too much for the school run?'

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

School Days

'Do you really use all the stuff on this school supply list?'

'I don't want to go school shopping! Can't you just buy stuff for me?. . .Just get me more of this in the next size up!'

'And its got this cool app on the end that lets you delete entries.'

'Does this pen come in another font?

Employee of school supply company in trouble for punching in late.

"There's definitely enough growing room."

Start of the school year

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"Good luck on your first day of school! Remember to only take your mask off to eat!"

'You know you're getting old when they ask for colored pencils instead of crayons.'

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

"Do trees poop?"

The Teachings of Jesus: Day 1

"I asked at reception for the person who runs the school... and they sent me to you!"

Child cycling across 4x4 rooftops: 'Isn't it nice to see children cycling to school?'

'Michael?! Where's Michael?'

"There's some question as to how long we're going to be able to keep the lights on."

Back to School Bucks.

"School starts in two weeks!"

"It's going to be an early fall. There's already a Back-To-School ad in the Farmers' Almanac!"

'I learned something. Don't let anyone copy your homework and your password, too!'

"It's very easy to operate. The pointy end is enter, and the pink end is delete."

'The thing I most need to improve the educational outcomes of my class are some bright students!'