School Supply Champion Gifts

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

'Too much for the school run?'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

Welcome to Kindergarten. It's a list of school supplies -- I need pencils, a ruler, crayons and a laptop!

School Days

'Do you really use all the stuff on this school supply list?'

'I don't want to go school shopping! Can't you just buy stuff for me?. . .Just get me more of this in the next size up!'

'And its got this cool app on the end that lets you delete entries.'

'Does this pen come in another font?

Employee of school supply company in trouble for punching in late.

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"Good luck on your first day of school! Remember to only take your mask off to eat!"

Start of the school year

You kids are lucky. The first day back to school is full of promise! West Fester. I say it's just full!

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

'You know you're getting old when they ask for colored pencils instead of crayons.'

"There's definitely enough growing room."

The Teachings of Jesus: Day 1

"Do trees poop?"

"I asked at reception for the person who runs the school... and they sent me to you!"

Child cycling across 4x4 rooftops: 'Isn't it nice to see children cycling to school?'

How teachers decide what school supplies kids need to buy.

'Michael?! Where's Michael?'

"There's some question as to how long we're going to be able to keep the lights on."

"School starts in two weeks!"

Back to School Bucks.

"It's going to be an early fall. There's already a Back-To-School ad in the Farmers' Almanac!"

"It's very easy to operate. The pointy end is enter, and the pink end is delete."

'I learned something. Don't let anyone copy your homework and your password, too!'