School Studies Gifts

"Take care of your romance on your own time, Billy."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Ethics exam cheater.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Computer Room.

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

I will study my speling words...

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

The Bookworm

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Burning the midnight oil.

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Boy and girl at thier studies

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'