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"Take care of your romance on your own time, Billy."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Ethics exam cheater.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Computer Room.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

I will study my speling words...

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

The Bookworm

Burning the midnight oil.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."