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Different lanes for 'old money' and 'new money' in a Financial District.

A bridge between the 'haves' and the 'have nots' crumbles.

The View From Here: 25 cents.

Newly Non-Mega-Rich

"You'd better let me handle this transaction, sir."

Poet and Peasant

Genteel man in spacious conservatory, depicted next to family in a cramped garret: 'What the people can want with a crystal palace on Sundays, I can't think! Surely they ought to be contented with their church and then home afterwards.'

'Old Etonian - you can tell by the air of effortless superiority.'

The blue-collar diner for white-collar people...

"What's it like in the real economy?"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

I will study my speling words...

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

The Bookworm

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Burning the midnight oil.

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Boy and girl at thier studies

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Do your research!

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."