Social Studies Gifts

"I'm a social scientist, Michael. That means I can't explain electricity or anything like that, but if you ever want to know about people I'm your man."

Research into how men and woman communicate

'So, how should we play this - capitalism or socialism?'

Student to Miss Belcastro, her history teacher: 'We need some newer history.'

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

No Backup System.

'The purpose of government is to protect me from him.'

"Of course, it helped that my father was also a king."

Running away from change.

"My birthday is coming up in a couple of days - don't you think you'd better get busy and take up a collection for my gift?"

The Battle Between Capitalism and Socialism

'Because panhandling is an ART, not a SCIENCE.'

'I've noticed that it's only since I started laying golden eggs that everybody wants to be my friend...'

Change Rooms.

'40 years from now, they'll look back at this decade as the good old days.'

Wealth Barometer

"McNab here is with our consensus engineering department."

"Whose idea was this damn middle class?"

Melancholy reverse of fortune. - 'Poor sweeper, ladies! Railway director once, ladies!'

Northerners see a fashionable stranger and suggest throwing a brick at him

The corridors of no power.

Center for the Study of Intolerance - No Solicitors.

'I hate the way Sir Henry turns his nose up at as just because he's old debt ad we're new debt.'

Statue of Men Hugging

'Quiet desperation -- that's the best kind.'

Ever Wonder Why 37& of Americans Prefer Socialism?

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

Futuristic Family Watching 21st Century.

From the tournament of neuroses parade

Disparate Housewives

"The peasants aren't all that bad, actually - It's the MIDDLE class you have to watch out for."

First Class and Economy Class Desert Island

'Sure, son, they're rabble -- but the rabble are an essential part of the economy.'

"You see it right?"

"I worry that the king's constant lying and his attacks on our societal norms and institutions is coarsening the civic discourse deemed essential by enlightened people everywhere!"