Social Studies Fan Gifts

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Burning the midnight oil.

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

Trappist Monk Discord

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"By labeling it, I control it."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Six Thinking Hats

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

This will really mess with their minds someday.

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

Adam and Eve in Paradise

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

Study more to pass more tests.

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

'I wouldn't worry about a poor sense of direction...'

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

"Amen, brother."

How Noah did it.

'I'm writing my dissertation on Latte Sizes.'

August Comte