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'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Burning the midnight oil.

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

Trappist Monk Discord

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

'So what are you studying, young man?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"By labeling it, I control it."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Six Thinking Hats

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

Adam and Eve in Paradise

Study more to pass more tests.

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

'I'm writing my dissertation on Latte Sizes.'

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

August Comte

"Amen, brother."

Cave College: 'We offer two majors, Hunting and Gathering.'