School Safety Supporter Pillows

Shown Up

"Sine schools in Texas want their teachers to carry guns to school....I kinda like that idea myself."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

"Very fine people on both sides."

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!"

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

Educators push back against politically motivated school opening proposals."

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

"Okay, I guess....first we had a lockdown drill, then we had an active shooter drill. Following that we had a fire drill. After that we got to meet out security guards. Then we watched a video on avoiding sexual predators...."

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

'If the key to effective classroom management is consistency, I guess I'm an effective classroom manager, I am consistently exhausted at the end of the day.'

Kid to class: 'I'll read my book report in a minute, but first, a word about our underpaid teachers ...'

"Let's have refreshments on parents' night. These people need nourishment."

"Heading to your government schools to be brainwashed?"

'My advice to a first year teacher is to teach from the heart, not only from the book.'

"How much longer will we have to help Besty with her homework?"

"These conferences are a good thing. It keeps parents off the streets."

Congratulations on your PGCE.

"Hey, look at that. It looks like the stuff we've been using to text each other for years."

Teacher's Workroom.

Who'll fill in while your English teacher is on maternity leave? Probably and old-bag substitute. Teach English for a couple of months? I'd love to! Umm, nana? Aren't you too old to go back to teaching? Au contraire! They don't want anyone who could possibly get pregnant. Uh-oh. Age discrimination.

Witch crashes into building on her broom and safety airbag deploys.

"We've unleashed your child's potential—this is as good as it's going to get."

'It's not fair, Bill has stuck the bails on with chewing gum...'