School Safety Supporter Prints

"Sine schools in Texas want their teachers to carry guns to school....I kinda like that idea myself."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

"Very fine people on both sides."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!"

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

Educators push back against politically motivated school opening proposals."

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

"Okay, I guess....first we had a lockdown drill, then we had an active shooter drill. Following that we had a fire drill. After that we got to meet out security guards. Then we watched a video on avoiding sexual predators...."

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

'If the key to effective classroom management is consistency, I guess I'm an effective classroom manager, I am consistently exhausted at the end of the day.'

Kid to class: 'I'll read my book report in a minute, but first, a word about our underpaid teachers ...'

"Let's have refreshments on parents' night. These people need nourishment."

"How much longer will we have to help Besty with her homework?"

"Heading to your government schools to be brainwashed?"

'My advice to a first year teacher is to teach from the heart, not only from the book.'

Congratulations on your PGCE.

"Hey, look at that. It looks like the stuff we've been using to text each other for years."

"My parents appreciate teachers, but me, not so much."

"These conferences are a good thing. It keeps parents off the streets."

"We've unleashed your child's potential—this is as good as it's going to get."

'It's not fair, Bill has stuck the bails on with chewing gum...'

Teacher's Workroom.

Witch crashes into building on her broom and safety airbag deploys.

'There's a meeting at school tonight, Dad. The superintendent, the principal, the school board, and you.'