School Reunion Avoider Pillows

'I hate these school reunions.'

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity."

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

'Where Are They Now?'

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

Original punks go to reunion

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"We've been standing here talking about how to pitch to the batter for way too long, haven't we?"

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

"Okay, it was a mean trick....but it was funny when I told John Gregory that used to be Tom Flynn!"

"Helen?"

"Not having to go into the office every day has really cut back on pointless meetings..."

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

'Is he expecting you?'

Desperate employees escape through bosses high-rise window. 'Hurry! His meeting is almost over!'

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

'Pre Reunion Jitters' 'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in high school.'

School boy nicknames: then and now.

"My high-school reunion went very well, thank you."

"I can't go to our high school reunion, no one will recognize me...Hell, I don't recognize me!"

'Class of 62': 'It isn't a reunion, it's a class size!'

"Darth? Darth Vader?"

'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'