School Reunion Avoider T-Shirts

'I hate these school reunions.'

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity."

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

'Where Are They Now?'

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Original punks go to reunion

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

Littletown High School. And that's where Bubba Parker stomped me

"We've been standing here talking about how to pitch to the batter for way too long, haven't we?"

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

Businessman wonders why he called a meeting.

'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

"Helen?"

"Not having to go into the office every day has really cut back on pointless meetings..."

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

"Okay, it was a mean trick....but it was funny when I told John Gregory that used to be Tom Flynn!"

'Is he expecting you?'

Desperate employees escape through bosses high-rise window. 'Hurry! His meeting is almost over!'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

'Pre Reunion Jitters' 'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in high school.'

School boy nicknames: then and now.

"My high-school reunion went very well, thank you."

"I can't go to our high school reunion, no one will recognize me...Hell, I don't recognize me!"

Embrace Change '08. Smith. Vote for Real Change. Jones. Anybody that optimistic about change hasn't been to a high school reunion lately.

'Class of 62': 'It isn't a reunion, it's a class size!'

"Darth? Darth Vader?"