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'But I don't need qualifications, daddy - I'm going to be a dumb blonde when I grow up!'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

'Can you debunk my essay?'

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"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

"I'm doing just fine ??" as long as no one decides to do a background check."

'Math isn't really my long suit, Mrs. Ferguson -- how about I just take a drug test?'

"When I hear the word mathematics I immediately think of three things. Boring and useless."

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'I wish I could fast forward today...'

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'I don't want to make you feel bad, but I got four stars.'

"It's the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I'm alone in there, swimming with the sharks."

'How did you do on the plane geometry exam?' - 'I'm back to square one.'

"Mr. Murillo couldn't understand how I could make so many mistakes. So I told him that you helped me write it."

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd saved to send me to a private school.'

'I'm very creative and creative people are not afraid to fail.'

"Did you know that people with four-year degrees earn twice as much as people with high school degrees?"

"Mom, don't believe it. It's Fake News."

"The A B C's are a mystery to him, but he's very solid on the letter F."

"So this is why you ate your spinach and wanted seconds at dinner!"

"I virtually finished my homework."

A good school report at last...how much did it cost you?

'But I thought you would be pleased-an 'A' plus in sex education,Dad!'

'Mum, they're making fun of me at school because I have a small nose...'

"I didn't make the Dean's list, but I made the Principal's list."

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"Here's my report card. You'll be glad to know passing math is now number one on my bucket list."

Gee, dad, a D in French isn't so bad considering I'm flunking English!

"She's a much better guesser than I am...but I am just guessing."