School Reopening Humorist Gifts

Looking for a playful way to mark the school reopening? Our collection of humorous gifts is perfect for students, teachers, and parents who love a little wit to start the new term. From funny mugs to quirky t-shirts, find a lighthearted gift that captures the funny side of school life and makes reviving routines a bit more enjoyable.

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"Can't I have a bit more social distancing from Muggins, here? He keeps leering at me!"

"Can't I have a bit more social distancing from Muggins, here? He keeps leering at me!" mockup

"Can't I have a bit more social distancing from Muggins, here? He keeps leering at me!"

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"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

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"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?" mockup

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

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"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?" mockup

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

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'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class). mockup

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

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"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD." mockup

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

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"Where were you between 4 and 6?" mockup

"Where were you between 4 and 6?"

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"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework." mockup

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

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"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework." mockup

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

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'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!' mockup

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

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'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?' mockup

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

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'School was really exciting today -- they busted up a meth lab in chemistry class.'

'School was really exciting today -- they busted up a meth lab in chemistry class.' mockup

'School was really exciting today -- they busted up a meth lab in chemistry class.'

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'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.' mockup

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

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"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy." mockup

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

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"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!" mockup

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

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"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy."

"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy." mockup

"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy."

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Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor. mockup

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

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'Ms. Blumter, please get me a copy of Educational Leadership for Dummies.'

'Ms. Blumter, please get me a copy of Educational Leadership for Dummies.' mockup

'Ms. Blumter, please get me a copy of Educational Leadership for Dummies.'

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"I DO have a note from my doctor...but nobody can read it!"

"I DO have a note from my doctor...but nobody can read it!" mockup

"I DO have a note from my doctor...but nobody can read it!"

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'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.' mockup

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

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"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam." mockup

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

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'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.' mockup

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

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'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.' mockup

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

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'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.' mockup

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

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'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.' mockup

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

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"I thought those D's meant dedicated!" mockup

"I thought those D's meant dedicated!"

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'We can't get rid of her - she has tenure.'

'We can't get rid of her - she has tenure.' mockup

'We can't get rid of her - she has tenure.'

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'It's in case I need a laugh track.' mockup

'It's in case I need a laugh track.'

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'The dog won't eat my homework.'

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'Division is just like addition except you have to use a different button on the calculator.'

'Division is just like addition except you have to use a different button on the calculator.' mockup

'Division is just like addition except you have to use a different button on the calculator.'

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"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?" mockup

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

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"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply." mockup

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

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Welcome to algebra. As freshmen, you are the unknown variable X. After 32 years, I ask myself Y?

Welcome to algebra. As freshmen, you are the unknown variable X. After 32 years, I ask myself Y? mockup

Welcome to algebra. As freshmen, you are the unknown variable X. After 32 years, I ask myself Y?

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Back to school: The Horror,

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'I figured if 1 is good for milk, why not schoolwork, too?'

'I figured if 1 is good for milk, why not schoolwork, too?' mockup

'I figured if 1 is good for milk, why not schoolwork, too?'

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School Reopening Humorist Gifts Collection

School Reopening Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of funny mugs designed to make school mornings more cheerful and filled with smiles.

School Reopening Humorist Pillows

Find witty pillows that add a humorous touch to classrooms or study corners during school reopening season.

School Reopening Humorist Prints

Check out our funny art prints to personalize learning spaces and make the start of school full of smiles.

School Reopening Humorist T-Shirts

Discover humorous t-shirts perfect for teachers and students who want to laugh through the new school year.