School Principals Gifts

"My cat ate my homework..we don't have a dog."

Ethics exam cheater.

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

I will study my speling words...

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

POP goes the weasel, Collin, not ka-boom splat.

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'This test doesn't understand me.'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

Big Bang Theory.

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

Yummy Mummies

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'