School Office Aficionados Gifts

'My teacher has nerves of steel, but that's not strong enough.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

Lemonade Inc.

Gay Times...

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Busy office.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

401K

Corporate Whore.

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Female business.

Desk shaped like an office block.

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

"The first chart is pre-Prozac and this chart is post-Prozac ... "

"I'm now ready to attend those anger management meetings!"

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

Swiss Army Desk

"All in favor of the old, uncomfortable chairs?"

"Oops! Wrong plug."

"I miss the old cubicles."

Congratulations on your promotion.