School Office Aficionados Gifts

'My teacher has nerves of steel, but that's not strong enough.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

Lemonade Inc.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Gay Times...

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Busy office.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

401K

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

Corporate Whore.

Female business.

Desk shaped like an office block.

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

"I'm now ready to attend those anger management meetings!"

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

"The first chart is pre-Prozac and this chart is post-Prozac ... "

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

Swiss Army Desk

"All in favor of the old, uncomfortable chairs?"

"Oops! Wrong plug."

"I miss the old cubicles."

Congratulations on your promotion.