School Misfit Pillows

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

"Just the galoshes and coat, Timmy."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

Whatever!

"This is the murder weapon the defendant used, your honor, and these are the tunes he butchered in cold blood."

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

'Dinner in tumble dryer - gone to see therapist!'

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

"No, I've got nothing constructive to add. But I do know a funny joke I could tell."

'Your medical coverage does not consider that a medical necessity.'

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

"Ah, Reid. You obviously didn't get my, 'you're fired' text."

"Of course at this point, the egg salad went bad in the sandwich machine."

He's my vaguely familiar.

"May I be candid, Hogarth? I should have thought a shrimp girl would make a more appropriate subject than a girl shrimp."

"If music be the food of love, shut up."

"My goodness, Mr. Merryweather, we certainly did make a boo-boo with that prescription of yours!"

"I don't think this guy is even remotely capable of getting a clue."

All's well that ends well

"How is the new hearing aid?"

'Watch out for her. She lets you do all the talking.'

'That was absolutely HORRIBLE! When can you start?'

'I was demoted and they're making me wear this hair shirt.'

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'

How about listening to music to help you exercise? Ok. I'll make you a playlist. Who do you like? Bach. Wow, nana. You are so hip! I haven't even heard him yet. He's an indie rocker, right? Very indie!

'It's a case of wrongful arrest - you haven't had a heart attack.'