School Misfit Mugs

"Just the galoshes and coat, Timmy."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

Whatever!

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

'Dinner in tumble dryer - gone to see therapist!'

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

"No, I've got nothing constructive to add. But I do know a funny joke I could tell."

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

'Your medical coverage does not consider that a medical necessity.'

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

"May I be candid, Hogarth? I should have thought a shrimp girl would make a more appropriate subject than a girl shrimp."

He's my vaguely familiar.

"Of course at this point, the egg salad went bad in the sandwich machine."

"Ah, Reid. You obviously didn't get my, 'you're fired' text."

"If music be the food of love, shut up."

All's well that ends well

"My goodness, Mr. Merryweather, we certainly did make a boo-boo with that prescription of yours!"

"How is the new hearing aid?"

'Watch out for her. She lets you do all the talking.'

'That was absolutely HORRIBLE! When can you start?'

'I was demoted and they're making me wear this hair shirt.'

'I don't fit where I belong.'

'It's a case of wrongful arrest - you haven't had a heart attack.'

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'

"Those are good, but the fire department doesn’t really need a sketch artist."