School Fairs Gifts

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

Face painting.

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Southwark Fair.

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Tension filled the tent.

Yearbook

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Hay Rides $10

Face painting by numbers.

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Funnel of Love

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

PROBLEM AREAS

Paul goes home for the holidays

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Face Painting.

Ice Cream Tower.

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

King of Music.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'No sniffing.'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

'Oh, Christ.'

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.