Fun Fairs Gifts

The interminable!

Driver indicating right turn on dodgems.

'I see they've had their health and safety inspection.'

"Where did Richie go? I hope he's not getting himself into trouble somewhere."

"You just can't let yourself go, can you!?"

'Wow, Frank - he nailed it!'

'I'm stuck in traffic at the moment.'

'Whatever you do, don't ride the 'Twister'.'

Tunnel of Quickies

Carnival shoot-out

Face painting by numbers.

"I'm feeling generous."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Face painting.

Southwark Fair.

Tension filled the tent.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Hay Rides $10

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Funnel of Love

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Tunnel of Like.

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Face Painting.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Ice Cream Tower.

'...Please stop the...'