School Fair Pillows

Face painting by numbers.

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Yearbook

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

Paul goes home for the holidays

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

PROBLEM AREAS

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

Nuclear generation of energy.

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

"Mine's bigger than yours."

King of Music.

Show and Tell.

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

The interminable!

'Oh, we don't actually teach math any more ? we found it was too hard on the kids' self-esteem.'

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."

'This morning I was the second largest pumpkin at the State Fair...'

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...'

Prom Theme: Coronavirus