School Disciplinary Action Pillows

"Other than being sent to the principal's office, my detention, and three day suspension, school was good."

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

Only two months since school started. How long do you get off for summer break, Rudy? Oh, months and months. Just to kick back, sleep in late, have a great time with zero responsibility. Waaaa. Introduction to sarcasm. And I get tons of recess.

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

'This isn't a good time. I'm in trouble with the Dean for using my cell phone in class. I'll call you back.'

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

Be sure to tell us if the school tries cyberspying again. Ok, mom. It's wrong to snap webcam pics of students. Uh-huh. They shouldn't use computers that way! Besides, it's a waste of time. They could just check the kid's facebook page, What were they thinking?

'They sent me home from school because my lunchbox has a picture of a soldier on it.'

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

"How do you feel about plea bargaining?"

'You have to stay after school because you got caught in the hall without a pass? But you're homeschooled!'

"You're not allowed to plead 'no contest'."

'The principal says her door is always open, until it slams shut when you're in there!'

'Watch out for her. She lets you do all the talking.'

'Good morning. I'm Mr Elton. Your teacher-security guard.'

'Aren't I entitled to a public defender?'

"I didn't make the Dean's list, but I made the Principal's list."

'What? It's not my fault you're banned from class and it's definitely not my fault that Mrs. Banks is celebrating it.'

'I keep getting leadership mixed up with incitement.'

"Oh, I know full well he remembers the school rules! He just chooses to ignore them!"

Principal to teacher: 'You've got to get a handle on the screaming and running down the hall. I don't care how afraid you are of your students.'

"For the last time, I'm the Principal not the Warden."

'Is it just me or are the school hall monitors becoming increasingly militarized?'

'Saul Werman, Attorney at Law... I got a call from someone in need of 'wegal wepwesentation?''

'I wish I could hold my third period class in a steel cage.'

PRINCIPAL, 'Jaywalking and attempted bribery of a crossing guard with a Hershey bar, sir.'

"Sorry, volunteers need a tardy slip from the Principal's office too."

"I think we really need to review our tracking policy, Mr. Corello!"

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Son, your teacher tells me you have sinned."

"You're not the parent of my child and I say no mask! Got it?"

'If you're going to draw on the wall... do it behind the sofa.'

"My strength is the strength of ten because I'm fourteen."