Student Discipline Pillows

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Grounded

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

Science Snobs

Dog Training.

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

"Well, my daddy always says it's not a lie unless the Grand Jury says it's a lie."

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

'Teachers' Dreams.''Did you just say F***? Care to repeat it so everyone can hear you or is even a four letter word beyond your abilities? ... And the state expects me to make you multisyllabic.'

"Get in step."

"Other than being sent to the principal's office, my detention, and three day suspension, school was good."

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

'Is he sitting?'

"How about you slap me on the wrist and I neither admit nor deny any wrongdoing."

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

'Please stand by. You have temporarily lost your picture. Broadcasting will resume when you have finished your homework.'

Bad, Bad Boy!

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

'It's not just drugs - Fenton has zero tolerance for everything!'

'I would appreciate it if you don't call out in class.'

"How do you feel about plea bargaining?"

"If you ask me, good parenting requires clear boundaries, loving discipline and random acts of off-the-wall crazy."

"Stupid bullies. I would try to defend myself – but what if I lose? Who would cover my legal expenses?"