Student Discipline Mugs

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Grounded

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

Science Snobs

Dog Training.

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

"Well, my daddy always says it's not a lie unless the Grand Jury says it's a lie."

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

"No, he's not grounded anymore. He used his allowance and lawyered up."

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

"Other than being sent to the principal's office, my detention, and three day suspension, school was good."

'Teachers' Dreams.''Did you just say F***? Care to repeat it so everyone can hear you or is even a four letter word beyond your abilities? ... And the state expects me to make you multisyllabic.'

"Get in step."

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

'Is he sitting?'

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

"How about you slap me on the wrist and I neither admit nor deny any wrongdoing."

'Please stand by. You have temporarily lost your picture. Broadcasting will resume when you have finished your homework.'

Bad, Bad Boy!

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

Before she disciplined a student, Principal Helen Edelman played recordings of previous visitors to her office.

'It's not just drugs - Fenton has zero tolerance for everything!'

"How do you feel about plea bargaining?"

'I would appreciate it if you don't call out in class.'

"Up to now, I feel my childhood experience has been a very positive one! Why spoil it with some silly rules?"