Discipline Vs Reward Fan Mugs

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Grounded

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

'I win!'

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Museum of Bones

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

'What a control freak!'

The game comes first...

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"Well, my daddy always says it's not a lie unless the Grand Jury says it's a lie."

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

"I try to get a head start on them."

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

'Teachers' Dreams.''Did you just say F***? Care to repeat it so everyone can hear you or is even a four letter word beyond your abilities? ... And the state expects me to make you multisyllabic.'

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

"OK...this season, I'm not taking any fooling around...we must have discipline! We must know the rules! We must respect the other team! But mostly...no yelling at the kids, or the coach!"