Discipline Vs Reward Fan Mugs

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Grounded

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

'I win!'

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

Museum of Bones

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'What a control freak!'

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

"No, he's not grounded anymore. He used his allowance and lawyered up."

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

"Well, my daddy always says it's not a lie unless the Grand Jury says it's a lie."

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

The game comes first...

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

"OK...this season, I'm not taking any fooling around...we must have discipline! We must know the rules! We must respect the other team! But mostly...no yelling at the kids, or the coach!"

"I try to get a head start on them."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

'Teachers' Dreams.''Did you just say F***? Care to repeat it so everyone can hear you or is even a four letter word beyond your abilities? ... And the state expects me to make you multisyllabic.'

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"