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"Other than being sent to the principal's office, my detention, and three day suspension, school was good."

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

'This isn't a good time. I'm in trouble with the Dean for using my cell phone in class. I'll call you back.'

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

'They sent me home from school because my lunchbox has a picture of a soldier on it.'

"How do you feel about plea bargaining?"

"You're not allowed to plead 'no contest'."

'You have to stay after school because you got caught in the hall without a pass? But you're homeschooled!'

'The principal says her door is always open, until it slams shut when you're in there!'

'Watch out for her. She lets you do all the talking.'

'Good morning. I'm Mr Elton. Your teacher-security guard.'

'Aren't I entitled to a public defender?'

"Oh, I know full well he remembers the school rules! He just chooses to ignore them!"

'What? It's not my fault you're banned from class and it's definitely not my fault that Mrs. Banks is celebrating it.'

"I didn't make the Dean's list, but I made the Principal's list."

'I keep getting leadership mixed up with incitement.'

Principal to teacher: 'You've got to get a handle on the screaming and running down the hall. I don't care how afraid you are of your students.'

'Is it just me or are the school hall monitors becoming increasingly militarized?'

'Saul Werman, Attorney at Law... I got a call from someone in need of 'wegal wepwesentation?''

"For the last time, I'm the Principal not the Warden."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

PRINCIPAL, 'Jaywalking and attempted bribery of a crossing guard with a Hershey bar, sir.'

'I wish I could hold my third period class in a steel cage.'

"I think we really need to review our tracking policy, Mr. Corello!"

"Sorry, volunteers need a tardy slip from the Principal's office too."

"Son, your teacher tells me you have sinned."

'If you're going to draw on the wall... do it behind the sofa.'

"My strength is the strength of ten because I'm fourteen."

'This is not a good perspective to argue from.'

"You're not the parent of my child and I say no mask! Got it?"