School Bus Photo Antics Gifts

'Remember to comb your hair for that school bus pass photography, Jimmy...'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Caution May Contain Nuts.

The lesser of two evils.

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'

Back to school: The Horror,

"I'll bet Miss Parker gets teacher of the year for this."

A Cumulonim-bus

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

"Yes, you look presentable. Now get on!"

"This is too much homework, Ms. Fraily. We're only allowed one carry-on on the bus."

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

Kid to sister about Zamboni (ice smoothing machine): 'Yep, I think we're going to have a snow day.'

'I appreciate the ride, Mom, but it's gotten a little weird since you started driving a school bus.'

Pinata Pranks

They moved the bus stop further away. Ok. Where is it? "OK"?! They expect me to let my little babies walk 3 whole blocks! Umm

School bus. Stop. Learn.

"Great, just great! School photos are tomorrow..."

"Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero."

Super Safe School Bus.

Two school buses are parked beside one another; one reads "De Facto" while the other reads "De Jure".

'Well if you don't want to see me in here anymore, then tell the teachers to stop picking on my bad behaviour!'

'Any other counter-terrorism experience besides driving a junior high school bus?'

'Degree in Psychology and a former Referee. I think your qualified to be a School Bus Driver.'

'Please Miss, I know what comes before 8. My school bus!'

'I got caught cribbing from Charley Jones' laptop!'

"You might fake an illness at home, but here, only a fever makes her a believer."

"This black karate belt is phony, but it keeps my kids orderly."

Cool Bus

Wake up, Twig! There's a new girl on the bus. Who? Finally! Someone from my own gene pool. Congrats, Miss Tully. So?...Who is this new bossy, opinionated loudmouth? Different pool.

"Baldo, I can't believe you waited 'til the last minute to get your hair cut! You have school pictures tomorrow, and your barber is closed. That's nothing but procrastination!"

School picture