School Band Mascot Gifts

'It's a Marimba!'

"Could I ask just one question?"

Exam

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"I started a collection!"

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

King of Music.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

I'd like to donate to your theater, but

I expect you all to be team players

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

You can tell which seniors got accepted early admission! West Fester High School.

'Straight A's. That means good.'

Flute-a-licious.

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

Flautist

"Your school report is brilliant! It's going straight into the fireproof box for safe keeping..."