Sports Mascot Gifts

Teamless Mascot.

"Lawyer is good, but have you ever considered a career in the lucrative world of mascotting?"

"It gets to the point where fans don't respond the way they used to. You need an edge, something more..." Cougar Charlie goes public about his long-standing battle with drugs.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A man washing a mascot costume

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

"That's our new church mascot."

Cristiano Ronaldo

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

I expect you all to be team players

"They'd sold out of #1's."

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

"It's all about teamwork. We even have our own mascot."

'True - There is no 'I' in team. But there is in 'I don't need my crummy team.'

'Dear, perhaps your debut can wait until you're further along in your fitness program.'

No poking doughboy

"Yes we need it back. The team fired you, not Sharky."

'It's a Marimba!'

'What's the name of our new mascot again?' 'Mopey.'

"The kid's a natural."

Don't bug me about college! I'm doing all I can: good grades. Playing sports. Helped found Eco Club. What more can I possibly do? Acquire rich parents. Fast. College guide.

'Don't worry...that's our mascot'

'Something tells me he's going to be a basketball player.'

'Keep looking. A 15-foot team mascot doesn't just slither away and vanish.'

The Phillie Moderate

Pelé

"While I'm not against the concept of a corporate mascot, per se, Harmon, I feel an enormous green stag named Mega-buck is wrong for us.

"Should I practice my violin or my curve ball?"

'They not only beat us - in the third quarter their mascot ate our mascot!'

'Howzat?"

"Quickly! Call the hair stylist!"