Collecting Sports Mascots Gifts

Holland Orange Soccer Lion.

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Pete Sampras

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Mark Gastineau

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Baseball.

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

Kobe Bryant

18 Days Since the Last Embarrassing Off-Field Incident.

The Rugby Throw Up.

The Babe calls his shot.

"They'd sold out of #1's."

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

Suzanne Lenglen

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

Arch of Triumph Save

Baseball player wearing a face mask.

Football addict

I got my bad back from an old football injury.

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'

'We're still crazy then ...'

Jozef Golonka

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

'Birdie.'

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

Indians Smoke Signals.

'My husband wants to know if the sonogram can tell if the baby is a Red Sox or Yankees fan.'