Sports Collecting Gifts

'Time Out...Sorry, kid. Gotta make a change.'

"I was traded for a Mickey Mantle card." "Was it a mint card?"

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Pete Sampras

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Mark Gastineau

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

Baseball.

Kobe Bryant

18 Days Since the Last Embarrassing Off-Field Incident.

The Babe calls his shot.

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

"They'd sold out of #1's."

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

Baseball player wearing a face mask.

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

Arch of Triumph Save

Suzanne Lenglen

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

I got my bad back from an old football injury.

Football addict

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

'We're still crazy then ...'

Jozef Golonka

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

'Birdie.'

Indians Smoke Signals.