Scholarship Scout Gifts

Scenes we'd most like to see...

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Continuing education.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Another football scholarship offer?'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Bribes for Jabs

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

Building a Shelter

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

'The Torch Holder'.

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

A salute of scouts

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

Scouts made this for me

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."