Scholarship Scout Gifts

Scenes we'd most like to see...

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Continuing education.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Another football scholarship offer?'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

Building a Shelter

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

'The Torch Holder'.

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

A salute of scouts

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Scouts made this for me

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"