Scholarship Coordinator Gifts

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

vaccine wars.

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Continuing education.

'Another football scholarship offer?'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"Let's not try to make this symbolic. Of anything."

Pinara fund

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'

Planes drop vaccines over a city

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

Airplane dropping vaccines.

Popular college book: How to say 'Send money' in 101 languages.

"Hello sir? I believe your name is Grant. Would you mind if I ask you a few questions about yourself?"

'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'

'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'

'Please help, ma'am. I need support to write my Ph.D. dissertation on 'Successful fund-raising techniques'.'

"And since when does being twenty-five and married and living in Dallas excuse you from a family meeting?"

Student Debt

"Australia's covid vaccine roll out has experienced significant delivery coordination difficulties since its launch...why would that be."

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

Roads Scholar

'I'm sorry but we don't have athletic scholarships for video games.'

And if you go for your Masters', we'll throw in your PH.D. at no extra charge.