Scheduling Sage Gifts

"I spent my whole day planning my day."

Jack of all trades

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

I should probably get out more.

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

Music producers.

God's Sticky Notes

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

'Am I the first one here?'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

"I'd love to sit down and discuss my project with you some time. Let me check my calendar and I'll get back to you."

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

Time Clock

'Lost Diary'

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'When would work for you?'

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

Today isn't a good day. He's talking to New York now, then he's got a board meeting, after that there's an old Betty Grable film on TV.