Scheduling Sage T-Shirts

"I spent my whole day planning my day."

Jack of all trades

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Graduates on their phones

I should probably get out more.

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

Music producers.

God's Sticky Notes

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

'Am I the first one here?'

Time Clock

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"I'd love to sit down and discuss my project with you some time. Let me check my calendar and I'll get back to you."

'Lost Diary'

'If that's my wife, pencil her in for Boxing Day.'

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'When would work for you?'

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'