Schedule Optimizer Pillows

"Why, you're right. Tonight isn't reading night, tonight is sex night."

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

'First I've got to get a dorsal wax, go to the dry cleaners, then head to my 2 p.m. pilates class...'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'Someone important is bound to see my resume now!'

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

"According to your resume, you've done just about everything except ever having a job."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

God's Sticky Notes

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'Am I the first one here?'

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Time Clock

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

'When would work for you?'

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'We've decided to upgrade your position with a new version 2.0 employee.'