
'It'll be a shock to the workforce, they only work two days a week.'
Searching for a gift for someone who loves to joke around with time and schedules? Our collection of witty and playful items captures their humorous spirit and creative flair. From quirky mugs to amusing prints, find the perfect way to celebrate their fun-loving personality and bring some laughter into their daily routine.
'It'll be a shock to the workforce, they only work two days a week.'
"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"
"We're following Carrot Top."
'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'
"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."
Stepping on clown's shoe...
"Do I have many meetings today?"
"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"
"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"
Is there a spin doctor in the house?
'Make him laugh, make him cry.'
"I hate open-mike night."
'I want a win-win situation where both wins are ours.'
"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."
'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'
"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."
'Any questions?'
When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.
"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."
"I'm popping out for a tinkle."
'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'
If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.
"I don't like these sales figures. Prepare them in another color and font and resubmit them."
'All those in favour of my new proposal say aye. Those against, also say aye.'
"Very good Carter, but when you said you wanted to show us your Powerpoint we assumed you meant presentation!"
"We can't turn back the clock. Trust me, I tried. It really messes up your schedule."
Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.
'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'
'Make sport of the Queen.'
Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!
'He's really very busy but you can wait.'
Outstanding Time Management
'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'
'Ringing in your ears, you say?'
The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake
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