Schedule Jester Mugs

'It'll be a shock to the workforce, they only work two days a week.'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"We're following Carrot Top."

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

"Do I have many meetings today?"

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

"I hate open-mike night."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'I want a win-win situation where both wins are ours.'

"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Any questions?'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

"I don't like these sales figures. Prepare them in another color and font and resubmit them."

'All those in favour of my new proposal say aye. Those against, also say aye.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

Outstanding Time Management

"We can't turn back the clock. Trust me, I tried. It really messes up your schedule."

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"