Scavenger Style Diner Gifts

"Everything on the menu comes from local garbage cans."

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"For drinks or dinner?"

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"Fresh pepper?"

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Today: Tomato Surprise. Of course the tomato surprise doesn't impress you, sir … You’re not a tomato.

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

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'It probably wasn't a good idea to ask for seperate cheques.'

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

"I'm supposed to sing you the specials. Do you want me to do that?"

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

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'Maybe we should have read the reviews first?'

“It's his first hibachi.”

'I'LL HAVE YER GIZZARDS ROASTED OVER AN OPEN FIRE AND YER GUTS IN JAMAICAN RUM, YA LUBBER!' 'And for dessert, Sir?'

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

Deep in the heart of the one-star restaurant district...'Guess what you're eating buffet!'

'You don't need a menu here, mate. If you can't see it on my apron, we don't sell it.'

Roadkill Cafe...specials every day.

"I hear the sparrow-goldfish chowder is to die for...at least once."

"Last night I dreamt I was in a fancy french restaurant and everyone was very glad to see me."

"What kind of mod are you in? Sit Down or All You Can Eat From The Trough?"

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'Order somethin' else, Mae, today's prospector ain't quite dead yet.'

"Hurry up! I'm gasping for a cheese sandwhich."

'You had the Lasagna six months ago, and the Souffle last time you dined here: I never forget an order...'

"I'll start with the arugula-and-goat-cheese salad, and then I'll have the blackened wolf."

"Do you have a white on the fruity side, with maybe a possum on the label?"

'For some reason- no one knows why - it got a reputation as a power hot dog.'

'Apple pie!'