Scavenger Style Diner Prints

"Everything on the menu comes from local garbage cans."

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"For drinks or dinner?"

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"Fresh pepper?"

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

Martian restaurant and take away

Man eating his meal with his feet.

'It probably wasn't a good idea to ask for seperate cheques.'

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

"I'm supposed to sing you the specials. Do you want me to do that?"

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

'Maybe we should have read the reviews first?'

'I'LL HAVE YER GIZZARDS ROASTED OVER AN OPEN FIRE AND YER GUTS IN JAMAICAN RUM, YA LUBBER!' 'And for dessert, Sir?'

Deep in the heart of the one-star restaurant district...'Guess what you're eating buffet!'

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

“It's his first hibachi.”

Roadkill Cafe...specials every day.

'You don't need a menu here, mate. If you can't see it on my apron, we don't sell it.'

"Last night I dreamt I was in a fancy french restaurant and everyone was very glad to see me."

"I hear the sparrow-goldfish chowder is to die for...at least once."

"What kind of mod are you in? Sit Down or All You Can Eat From The Trough?"

OPENING NIGHT OF HARVEY'S CANOE RESTAURANT WAS A HUGE SUCCESS...DESPITE THE CAPSIZE INCIDENT

"Do you have a white on the fruity side, with maybe a possum on the label?"

'Order somethin' else, Mae, today's prospector ain't quite dead yet.'

"Hurry up! I'm gasping for a cheese sandwhich."

"I'll start with the arugula-and-goat-cheese salad, and then I'll have the blackened wolf."

'You had the Lasagna six months ago, and the Souffle last time you dined here: I never forget an order...'

'For some reason- no one knows why - it got a reputation as a power hot dog.'

'Apple pie!'

"There are worse places to get shipwrecked."