Scatology Pillows

Kangaroo Shit

Night of the Zombonies.

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Ice skater

"I go that extra mile!"

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

It's all gravy.

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

New York Scatological Society

Trawling for Fish.

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

Innovate or die.

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Freestyling.

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Thin Ice

'He's always looking for an argument!'

Houdini's Dog

Houdini's infancy.

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

Ice skating

Houdini re-incarnated.

Frog Flycatcher.

Skateboard Olympics.

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

'...On the other hand - the examined life sucks too.'

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'