Scatology Prints

Kangaroo Shit

Night of the Zombonies.

Ice skater

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"I go that extra mile!"

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

Trawling for Fish.

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

It's all gravy.

New York Scatological Society

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

Innovate or die.

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Freestyling.

Houdini's infancy.

Houdini's Dog

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Thin Ice

'He's always looking for an argument!'

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

Ice skating

Houdini re-incarnated.

Frog Flycatcher.

Skateboard Olympics.

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

'...On the other hand - the examined life sucks too.'

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'