Scarf Swinger Gifts

'Bu it is Cup Final day, Boss!'

Lady of the bath...

Golfing Bishop.

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

"But I use all of them!"

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Why giraffes hate winter

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

'You'll grow into it!'

King Richard I

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

'Forget it, Mum, I don't support them anymore.'

"CCCOOOLD!"

A scalf of sloanes

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

Death warmed up.

'Honey! Come quick! I just putted four balls into the jelly jar with my new grip!'

Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero.

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

Golfers' Heaven

Tom Baker Caricature

'I'm your best friend, so I'll be honest with you--do yourself a favor and take up ping-pong.'

'When we were young we used to dress like our parents - these days parents dress like their children!'

Graduation day at the International College of Fencing.

Have a swinging Christmas!

'Thank God its Monday!'

'The Glees Rest Home' "Been here long?"

"That cozy scarf is yours?"