Scandal Junkie T-Shirts

"I'm sending you a birthday cake. One candle for each acquittal."

FBI Raid

"I know it's a gift so I'll tell you what. . . check back in a couple of months."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

Trump returns home

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

Mary Trump

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

Celebrity Gavin Henson

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

The Original Gossip Columns

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

The golfer apologized for all his affairs. The governor regrets all his affairs. So does the former presidential candidate. I don't get the abstinence until marriage idea. Shouldn't it be abstinence AFTER marriage?

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

Trumpled

"You never saw a tax haven. Now look into this light.

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

Gulliver's Travails

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.