Scan-savvy Jokester Pillows

'Some people feel they've entered a dark, claustrophobic place, from which there's no escape...'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

I've always been slower than computers...

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

Pelobong

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

Leaving cards.

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'Universal remote, my eye!'

Knights of the iPhone

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

"Be careful of what you say. The CEO is listening in."

'This must be the Sea of Tranquility.'

"Dude. You need to get cable."

Ventriloquist's dummy reads 'Computers for dummies'.